Friday, November 30, 2007

My lunch tale

moo said the cow to the rabbit, and the little sweet rodent nodded and continued to chew that shiny yellow carrot he found in the mysterious forest. its teeth went numb and it decided to chew on the cow instead which was struck by the randomness of the rabbits behavior 'mooooo, why do you chew me, mooo?' asked the cow. the rabbit but, flexed his eyes and just for a wee second looked like a squirrel with nut diarrhea. silence hushed over the rabbits lips and the rodent mouth spitted out a mixture of carrot and beef. for a second it resembled a disgusting yet delicious meal – alike the petit lunch your mother used to cook on a good day. 'ratatouille du vache' whispered the rabbit full of evil madness and started to run tossing his feet high up in the air. the cow instead took its bell from it's neck and hurled yet missed it towards the hurrying fugitive. 'stupid lapin, i'll get you sooner or later and you will, moooo, see what i can do with a carrot.'

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What?

Is this the answer to your D&AD brief?

Tell us Wal!

Anonymous said...

I don't think this is what 'Nature Intended'...

Waldemar said...

it is just a piece of writing i did on a friends facebook wall today, it just came out.

but yes, its exactly not what nature intended, thats like the opposite of organic.

Anonymous said...

I love it Wal. Can we get a weekly dose of Squirrel Nutkins?

Anonymous said...

Exactly how much nut is there in the diarrhea? I'm interested?!

Stu said...

could see what i can do with a carrot work for that brief? Hmmm. Food for thought.

proxi said...

this is one of the worst tales ever.
is it kazakhstanian or something?

Waldemar said...

no proxi, but if you request i can share a kazakh tale someday, wouldn't know if you would appreciate it though…

Anonymous said...

A Borat tale?
LOL

Anonymous said...

have you been at the Borat juice?